Post by tigereye on Jul 10, 2010 13:18:09 GMT 1
The match which was not going to be on tomorrow, 11.7.10 has been cancelled.
The promotion have learned that the rain will come down in buckets at exactly 4.00 pm. After waiting an hour to see if it goes off, it goes on. The rain that is. But the match is off.
Anyone who hasn't got a ticket will NOT get a refund. The promotion feel that as the match wasn't actually on, they are NOT liable to give refunds. Which is only fair.
The programmes WILL be available to anyone daft enough to buy one, but they WILL be devoid of detail. There is sufficient room in which to fill in your own details as the racing continues. Or doesn't. Colour pencils might come in handy.
It was hoped to open the ham and burgher facility but the promotion have been warned that as there will be NO medical facilities ( no-one actually being there) it is felt that the risk of someone choking on their chips, as they look at the empty track, is too great, and have therefore decided NOT to open the restaurant.
The riders have expressed disappointment at not getting yet another day's racing. So much so that they have all, to a man, asked for a transfer. As the promotion didn't have any, they asked the riders if it would be OK if a nice young lady just doodled with her colour pencils by way of substitute. Provided they were not in inappropriate parts of the anatomy. This was accepted by all riders except one who wanted a complete face painting.
It is now unclear when the next match, or cancellation, as they will heretofore be referred to, is to be attempted. It being felt that if we surprise the weather Gods and all turn up unexpectedly and catch them unawares, we just might manage to have a meeting.
The problem being of course how to let others know that this was to be the case. Anyone with any ideas on how to proceed with this revolutionary and ingenious idea is asked to not bother their arms, as no-one will listen anyway.
The promotion ask to thank the punters for their patience and, if any of you have any money, no matter how small, to please give it to them the first time they are seen. Which will likely be the next cancellation.
The promotion have learned that the rain will come down in buckets at exactly 4.00 pm. After waiting an hour to see if it goes off, it goes on. The rain that is. But the match is off.
Anyone who hasn't got a ticket will NOT get a refund. The promotion feel that as the match wasn't actually on, they are NOT liable to give refunds. Which is only fair.
The programmes WILL be available to anyone daft enough to buy one, but they WILL be devoid of detail. There is sufficient room in which to fill in your own details as the racing continues. Or doesn't. Colour pencils might come in handy.
It was hoped to open the ham and burgher facility but the promotion have been warned that as there will be NO medical facilities ( no-one actually being there) it is felt that the risk of someone choking on their chips, as they look at the empty track, is too great, and have therefore decided NOT to open the restaurant.
The riders have expressed disappointment at not getting yet another day's racing. So much so that they have all, to a man, asked for a transfer. As the promotion didn't have any, they asked the riders if it would be OK if a nice young lady just doodled with her colour pencils by way of substitute. Provided they were not in inappropriate parts of the anatomy. This was accepted by all riders except one who wanted a complete face painting.
It is now unclear when the next match, or cancellation, as they will heretofore be referred to, is to be attempted. It being felt that if we surprise the weather Gods and all turn up unexpectedly and catch them unawares, we just might manage to have a meeting.
The problem being of course how to let others know that this was to be the case. Anyone with any ideas on how to proceed with this revolutionary and ingenious idea is asked to not bother their arms, as no-one will listen anyway.
The promotion ask to thank the punters for their patience and, if any of you have any money, no matter how small, to please give it to them the first time they are seen. Which will likely be the next cancellation.